this is the song you listen to before you wander into your next life.

havent done these in forev4, expect elegance and eloquence

1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
bring them to me aye

2) Where are you taking this test at?
my crib

3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
no way

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
either jane or jourdan i cant remember

5) Do you regret it?
yes :C (nah i always mean it)

6) Have you ever been depressed?
clinically? nah. angsty-teenager-depressed? always.

7) Are you a boy or girl?
my gender does not define me!!1!1

8) Do you have a job?
being a full-time loser

9) What is your relationship status?
single pringle waiting to be eaten

10) How do you want to die?
peacefully, in my own bed preferrably

11) What did you last eat?
pop tart

12) Played any sports?
i run........ a blog

13) Do you bite your nails?
nope

14) When was your last physical fight?
junior high? typical girly catfight, so lame

15) Do you have an attitude?
quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl

16) Do you like someone?
ye nah maybe perhaps idk you tell me

17) What is your real name?
smaug the terrible

18) What is the background of your computer screen?
cinque terre

19) Are you gonna get high later?
nah but i'll be unconscious ((asleep))

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
not really

21) Do you miss someone?
maybe :c

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
both m8

23) Do you tan a lot?
no i do not, im not a jersey shore cast member

24) Have any pets?
i have pet PEEVES

25) How exactly are you feeling?
kinda sleepy and lame

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
dur

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
no(t yet)

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
yeah... nah

29) Are you afraid of spiders?
no i fear nothing ((yes))

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
i try not to, not too much at least

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
hang with 2 of my great friends and do chores and maybe start on my assignment

33) Do you want to have kids?
most likely

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
nope

35) Do you type fast?
+80 wpm doe

36) Do you have piercings?
ears, i wish i have the side of my nose pierced tho

37) Want any more?
^ ((i want a nose ring)

38) Can you spell well?
most of the time

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
i dont think so, they're probably too irrelevant/distant to be missed

40) What are you craving right now?
kebab or pizza or other savoury food

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
not yet

42) Have you ever been to jail?
im a jailbird

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
ages ago!

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
haha what no

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yeah ofc

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
nah

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
haha oh man what do you think

48) What time is it currently?
3.40 AM on a saturday. PARTY

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
surely

50) What should you be doing?
fucking SLEEPING

51) What's irritating you right now?
my current position @ life

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
HAHA OH MAN IT HURTS TO BREATHE

53) Does somebody love you?
my mum <3s me

54) What is your favorite color?
black (or blue, depending on the day/mood)

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
aw yis

57) Do you have trust issues?
i probably trust people too easily

58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
briiiiiiiiiiiiing it

59) Do you have any siblings?
one sister

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
with my mum yes

61) Do you live with anyone?
just my reflection in the mirror

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
he thinks im a "drunk" and im "fragile" so therefore nah

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
i almost always cry alone so i dont remember

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
maybe

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgive because im an elephant i forget nothing

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
it just started and i dont really wanna have my hopes up too high aye

67) What was your child hood nickname?
heaps of terrible names haha i'd rather not say

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
nah

69) What is your motto in life?
TAKE MONEY MONEY, TAKE MONEY MONEY MONAY

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
i like to believe so

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
listened to Have Heart

72) Do you have a best friend?
a couple of them

73) What is bothering you?
the herbie situation

74) Have you ever been out of your country?
i have yes, i am outside my country rn

75) Do you play the Wii?
yes bc we only have that at home fuck DONT JUDGE

76) Are you listening to music right now?
shortfastloud's emo playlist

77) Do you like Chinese food?
 live off them

78) Do you know your Dad b-day?
yes i do he's an aquarius

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
not anymore

80) Is cheating ever okay?
nope nah never

81) Are you mean?
yes to my close friends

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
hehe nah

83) What was the last song you listened to?
Days Were Golden - Sunny Day Real Estate

84) Do you believe in true love?
ye

85) What are you currently wearing?
my awesome HAND OF MERCY shirt, and shorts ye

86) What do you wear to bed?
whatever im wearing after i shower

87) What is the weather like right now?
i cant tell its probs cold

88) Do you like the outside?
if its not raining // i know what to do // surrounded by good company

89) Are you currently bored?
nup

90) Do you wanna get married?
yes plz

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
depends on who the person is i mean
if i like him, definitely

92) Are you hungry?
a tad bit

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
haha psh half an hour is nothing

94) What makes you happy?
my music, coffee, when it's raining out while im staying in all day doing nothing

95) Would you change your name?
yes plz

96) Ever been to Alaska?
no

98) Do you watch the news?
im too pop punk for that shit
((im in touch with the news tho))

99) What' s your zodiac sign?
the goat fish, fish goat, whatever

100) Do you like Subway?
i like myself a footlong ........

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
nope
kiss me again pls

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
"you are making a terrible mistake, YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP I AM"

103) Do you like talking to your friends?
i dun have frenz :CCCCCCC what are friends and how do i download them for free

104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
today? have brunch if its not raining maybe

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
most of the time. especially bc lately i cant be bothered with small talks
so unless i like you as a person or want something from you
"oh i did NOT see you!"

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
yes ofc (hi jourdan)

107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
jourdan hi

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
if he's a heavy smoker, then yes

109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
probably jourdan

110) Favorite lyrics right now?
motherfucker i smell bacon

111) Can you count to one million?
i can but i wont do that bc fuck you

last weekend

remember the most reckless night you've ever had in your entire life?

remember Boys of Summer?
remember Hand of Mercy, falling in love with them, while i crashed onto the floor?
remember the pizza bread you had for dinner?
remember "save the queen, she's drowning"?
remember being slouched over someone's shoulder?
remember "my friend's in the moshpit, he has purple hair"?
remember "i dont wanna be a classic asian melbourne uni student"?
remember breaking your phone?
remember Comeback Kid? of course you dont.
remember Deez Nuts? oh, that's right, you missed their set.
remember "she has so many bags"?
remember waking up worrying that your friends are worried sick about you?
remember not knowing where your phone and your keys are in the morning?

i dont suit reckless very well.

while you, you can do anything and everything, and you'd still be better off than me.
its gotten to the point where i dream of you, multiple times, and waking up feeling like shit all morning because i know i cant have you.
as much as i like you, this has really, really got to stop.

i wish it was that easy though.
and i wonder, after dropping off my vomit-stained-self home, do you still think im cute?

i really dont think anyone around me understands how my self-deprecating ways are eating me alive.
here i am, a corpse, not quite dead yet, but is rotting and consumed by maggots from the inside.
i like to think im merely a victim of circumstance, but it threw both its hands in the air, "I have nothing to do with this."
disgust fills me up and overtake me, one mistake after another... one action untouched, after another.
i have abhorred myself ever since i can remember.
perhaps, this was the root of the problem all along... "how could you love others, if you dont first love yourself?"


honestly, there is nothing left of me to love.

perhaps, i was the root of the problem all along.

i knew it.

i've lost my way in the forest of perplexity.
you bewilder me.
the trees are starting to engulf me in darkness as the night falls.

im so scared. for the future, for myself, for everything.
this has to stop. soon enough.